I Fancy Myself a Wordsmith

I take great joy in the logic and moldability of the English Language Syntax. As such, I’m really quite proud of the following passage:

"Last week, you made reference to an old analogism about eating an elephant. This problem isn’t just a single elephant, it’s an entire herd; and while you can apply the same "corpus pachydermi" logic to that idea, it’s still more than you can ever eat."

- Jeremy Dowell, ‘E-Mail to a Co-worker’, 2013